The North Face Denali Jacket (Fall 2006 Discontinued) - Men's

The ideal all-around mountaineering fleece piece - the Denali Jacket by The North Face is as good as it's ever been. Measurement from Center Back: 28 in. Average Weight: 25.7 oz (727 g) Fabric: [body] Polartec 300 Series fleece fabric [abrasion] Laundered 2-ply Supplex nylon fabric Key Features: Abrasion-reinforced shoulders and elbows Left vertical chest pocket Two hand pockets Elastic bound cuffs Hem cinchcord Ode to a North Face Denali JacketI am so upset because I lost my North Face Denali Jacket Mens this year. I could tell you it was something cool like I left my North Face in the bar apres ski. Or I left my North Face Mens Denali jacket in my girlfriend’s apartment in Shanghai. Or I left my North Face at a cairn on Macchu Picchu. But the real story goes like this... I am 5’6 - which is short - but handsome as a fella could be. I wear a size small North Face Denali Jacket. I hesitated to buy the small Mens Denali - for the sole reason that some dreaded day - my North Face Denali Jacket Mens would end up in a story just like this… One dreadful day in December 2004 - I was on a ski trip in Tahoe and on day one - I walked out of the lodge in my Marmot long undies and my Arcteryx Bibs because I hear the ladies have a thing for bibs - especially Arc’teryx ones. And about seven minutes later - after some good exposure - I threw on my North Face Flash Beanie and my North Face Mountain Light Jacket. The red of the North Face flash beanie just really complemented the whole outfit. It contrasted so nicely with the black of the North Face Mountain Light Jacket - that when I threw on my North Face mitts - the whole outfit really seemed like a dream. Looking handsome as hell - I strapped on my helmet and my snowboard and cruised over to the lift line. I had the chairlift to myself and so I began to daydream about how I really ought to publish my poetry. And then it hit me… where was my North Face Denali Jacket Mens? How could I forget the magic of the charcoal Mens Denali jacket combined with the red North Face beanie hat and the black North Face Mountain Light Jacket? I wear my North Face Denali every single day - and at a time like this - where was my North Face Mens Denali!? And so I rode down the mountain as fast as I could and headed straight for the lost and found. There was the prettiest girl I have ever rest my eyes upon. The poetry that could arise from that moment. And so I politely and passionately asked if she’d seen a North Face Denali Jacket in charcoal. And with such grace she began to look through the lost and found and out of her luscious lips came these words - “yeah - we’ve got one North Face Denali here - but it’s a small - you’re probably a large - right?” Ashamed - ashamed of my love for my Denali Jacket - ashamed that I really tell girls that I am 5’7” - ashamed that I told you I was 5’6” when I am really 5’5” - ashamed of my poetry - I told her “no - that must be someone else’s Denali jacket”. She smiled and I walked away - witho